MS Archives #16 (6/5/2008)

How to write an academic document!  6/5/2008

Step One: beat head against a brick wall. Appropriate knowledge will be shaken loose and transfer from brain to solid surface.

Step two: Stand back and view the words splattered across the wall in your own blood and brains. Say quietly to self: "Ah yes, actually that was just what I was trying to say."

Step Three: sob quietly in the corner until the pain goes away.